Friend: Are you seriously not going to come to the (high school) class reunion?
Me: What? No, everyone hated us. Why would you want to go back to that?
Friend: Even some Jews went back to Auschwitz for sentimental purposes. And this is just a high school reunion for fucks sake.
Me: Yeah, but the difference is when the Jews went back the fuckin’ Nazis weren’t there.
I really hope my pathetic self-pity comes up for a Google search of “Jews,” “Nazis” and “Auschwitz.”
