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Unpopular Self Help Books/Memoirs

I deleted my Twitter account because I never really used it, but I do miss some of the hashtag games. As I want to start posting more regularly on here, I thought I would incorporate some of those games.

#UnpopularSelfHelpBooks/Memoirs


Conquering Your Fears:
How I Learned to Stop NOT Shooting Abraham Lincoln in the Head
by John Wilkes Booth

What? We Were All Thinking It. I Just Said It.
by Mel Gibson

So You’re A Sophomore in College and You Have No Interesting Experiences or Point of View
by Friedrich Nietzsche

Once You Go White, You Go Reich…
OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!
by Adolf Hitler

I’m Not Bill Paxton Goddammit!
by Bill Pullman

How To Rape a 13 Year Old Girl and Make Yourself Out to Be the Victim
by Roman Polanski

CLAM CHOWDA!
by Ted Kennedy

I’m So, So Sorry
by Jim Belushi


Berpa Durpa Horby Borg: Morg, Bork & Yerbiederg
by Swedish Chef

Bury Me in a Red Shirt with a Picture of a Hipster Douche on It
by Che Guevara

We’re All Sorry You Didn’t Make the Football and There’s No Way You Actually Like Rugby that Much: Get Over It
by Me

 






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